Organized Chaos

Shawn. 18. 4/24. NJ. He/Him/His. **Maria DeJesus Palacios**. Agnostic Atheist. Anarchist. EDM Producer-in-Training. Welcome to my insanity.

Modern Baseball

—Two Good Things

seahorseface-music:

Trying hard not to look like I’m trying that hard,
Failing miserably at everything, including that
Making plans in my head right before I go to sleep,
Trying to think of who could make a better me than me
Maybe I’ll shoot him an email,
Maybe he’ll give it a go
Then I’ll be free to just evaporate, disperse, or implode
Picking at holes in my jeans
There’s so much God in my gene pool
Not feeling lonely, I just like being alone

(via breakingdads)

—fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

kngkda:

i was watching a letsplay and my computer froze right as ray was saying fuck and this went on for about five minutes

scienceofficermulder:

luftangrepp:

Since klingon sex is basically violent wrestling, I wonder if the klingons don’t have BDSM but like the opposite. Klingons gathering in secrecy in dark cellars to engage in sweet, gentle loving, to the scorn of fellow klingons.

"How can you do that?" the other klingons ask. "You don’t even draw blood? Not a single furniture breaking? It doesn’t seem… natural".

"What is this… cuddle, you speak of?"

im into klingon hug dungeons

(via tanoraqui)

  • Jack: oh look you made a friend.
  • Ray: are you just gonna stare at it and embrace it or..?
  • Lindsay: I have to know my enemy. oh god.
  • Jack: you have to know you - fuck that.
  • Geoff: you've got to at least introduce yourself.
  • Geoff: she's probably as scared of you as you are of her.
  • Lindsay: that's true, right? it's probably just a cultural misunderstanding.
randomaffection:

Geoff is so scared of PT he had to moonwalk through it for 45 minutes.

randomaffection:

Geoff is so scared of PT he had to moonwalk through it for 45 minutes.

shitroosterteethsays:

Geoff: “Y’know what ‘Ramsey’ means? It sounds cool, but it’s not. I looked up the etymology, and it means ‘Onion Island’.”
Ryan: “In what place is ‘Onion Island’ so prevalent that it needs its own word?”
Geoff: “I dunno, the UK.”

shitroosterteethsays:

Red Vs Blue- Episode 1- Scene 1- Take 1. This is the very first thing Rooster Teeth has ever done. 

Burnie: “If this ever gets popular… Hey- you never know.”

shitroosterteethsays:

Red Vs Blue- Episode 1- Scene 1- Take 1. This is the very first thing Rooster Teeth has ever done.

Burnie: “If this ever gets popular… Hey- you never know.”

I’ve got some chloroform, we can make this happen.

—Ryan Haywood, perfectly reasonable in everything he does (via xinjiem)

bombing:

dantheman2033:

bombing:

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

(via bewbin)